houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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lumos5001:

bornagainpresidency:

weedandlsd:

luckylittle:

scrufffs:

heiseland:

Aww. Someday I will experience a few of these!

Ahaaa so accurate.

All the sex

Holy shit this is fucking great

omg

as a person in a relationship who has sex on a semi-frequent basis i can say that these are all freaking accurate

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Tamera Mowry Responds to Critics of Her Interracial Marriage ( x )

This

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painlovesadness:

Sad and mad op We Heart It

painlovesadness:

Sad and mad op We Heart It

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This…

This…

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Spending my day crying. 

Spending my day crying. 

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Life

The moment you question everything about life…is frightening. 

ally-of-villains:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

Im 500% seduced and 500% amazed.

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